One Thing About Being A MacArthur Fellow Pisses Me Off

There is nothing bad about being a MacArthur Fellow itself. People keep asking me how I am doing or how my day is going. I laugh. Are you kidding me? My day is going great. I stubbed my toe, burned my toast, and mailed the tax bill to the cable company. I lost my keys. I got soap in my eyes. I am a MacArthur Fellow. I AM GREAT.

More than being great, other people agree that I am great. Chapel Hill is a small town. It is also a company town. I forget that. Everyone from my real estate agent to my ophthalmologist has emailed me congratulations. Thanks to the grapevine and Vivian, word is out.

Word is so out that when I go to the eye doctor or call to order books or buy a ticket for a drive-in movie, sometimes people make the connection. A strange thing happens next. People assume that my time is valuable. Just today someone offered to just “email [my] test results” because they know that I am so busy.

I am busy. That is true. I have been busy since 1998. Yet only now do people agree that my time is valuable.

It dawned on me today that this must be what it is like to be a man. People assume I know what I am talking about. Some people look for opportunities to smooth the way for me in routine interactions. My errand time is cut by at least 25%. I save time and energy…